I’d love to come watch a football game with you, but I don’t think I have anything orange to wear.

coastercub:

smalltownbigguy:

smileycub-deactivated20150326:

Orange is a necessity.

he’s not joking.  If you don’t have anything orange he kicks you out and banishes you from the game.

What if I wear red and yellow and move around quickly so they blur together?

This was the only orange I could find in the house
https://www.dropbox.com/s/90c7t2uqpzo0z68/IMG_6397.jpg