I’d love to come watch a football game with you, but I don’t think I have anything orange to wear.

smalltownbigguy:

smileycub-deactivated20150326:

Orange is a necessity.

he’s not joking.  If you don’t have anything orange he kicks you out and banishes you from the game.

What if I wear red and yellow and move around quickly so they blur together?

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