The dying batteries in the toy definitely are appropriate for the way I feel.

I know it’s the holiday season and I should be merry and cheerful, but I’m just not feeling it.😕

Happiness is …..

Kissing and cuddling your boyfriend on the couch next to the Christmas tree while a “fireplace” DVD is playing on tv

We were watching 1970’s heterosexual porn that we found at my roommate’s uncle’s house while cleaning it out. There’s 6 of us at my place watching this to make fun of it. And then this shit happened and we nearly died. I guess my roommate’s uncle recorded this from TV