Author: joemosch
Watching RuPaul’s Drag Race in bed. Yes that’s a moose on my head. It’s high fashion couture.
My buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.
oh my god.
i was not surprised to find a rainbow bag of dildos on my dash. then i thought “oh no some broke…oh”
The moment you realize you’re more surprised by something NOT being a rainbow bag of dildos.
I think I’ve drank enough water the past 4 days to make my kidney happy, now for a glass of wine to make my liver happy. Time to watch the Oscars
I think I’ve drank enough water the past 4 days to make my kidney happy, now for a glass of wine to make my liver happy. Time to watch the Oscars
&ILOVEYOUTOO<3
SPREAD THE DAMN WORD
THAT WAS COOL
My hands are too small to do this effectively.
I wish I wasn’t iPod
if you’re on ipod you just hold down the reblog button
wtf just happened??
REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOUR FOLLOWERS WOULD DO IF THEY OWNED YOU FOR 24 HOURS
Tell me, no matter how kinky.
Show me your worst!
Bring it
TMI Tuesday
Send me asks, questions, nudes, random stuff, whatever. I’ll be going in for surgery for my kidney stones tomorrow and I’ll be heavily medicated, so the answers might get interesting.
CoasterCub 