I may have lost any semblance of sanity

metalfacedvillain:

THE FUCK WAS REN AND STIMPY ACTUALLY?

I was not allowed to watch this show

No sexual escape stories lately :(

unfortunately, nothing good recently. Although I did find out that my boyfriend likes to be dominated when I throat fuck him, does that count?

After an afternoon drinking around the world at Epcot, im back home buzzed and horny http://mob.li/_0mu9m

It’s too far away

A couple of brews at a new local brewery #crookedcan (at Crooked Can Brewing Company)

Lazy Tuesday

I am the Ramen King, behold my noodley goodness #justbeingsilly #RamenKing #noodleygoodness

When it was your first time rimming someone 🙂 and you weren’t sure what to do.