Winter has arrived. Had to bundle up for the morning dog walk. #itstoocoldout #cantistayinbed (at Moschin-Dorf Manor)

Just the thing for a cold night while watching Dr Who #hotcocoa #alittlesomethingextra (at Moschin-Dorf Manor)

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I live near Disney World (I actually work there) so I think I’ll be drunk by sunset

Follow me pls

Sorry

for two reasons:

#1- you have only 3 posts total

#2- You’re 14 years old

Don’t be a douche (at Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theatre, Inc.)

Almost time for some rich weirdos #rhps #rockyhorror (at Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theatre, Inc.)

I know Halloween is next week, but ………

Good morning Tumblr

reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you

chaka1987:

ssquaredkc:

panzerbjoern:

kabutocub:

Definitely…

weeeeeeeeee this gon’ be fun

Anon is on, people. This can’t get any easier

*feeds on attention like a leech*

aranea-serket:

things they don’t show you in porn:

elbowing each other in the face

leg cramps

queefing

accidentally pulling each other’s hair

ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

sleepy morning sex

mutual giggle fits over awkward situations

sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles

shivers

your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you