
I think they’re just rubbing in the fact that I have to go to work, while they get to stay cozy in bed
It’s an Eau De Vicks Vaporub kind of night 😷

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
Yup

So true.
Or test driving fast, manual transmission cars that you’re thinking of buying, or building your computer, or helping you set up your new phone, or drinking beer with you while we play card games and listen to music that doesn’t include Cher, Madonna, or Nicki. Thanks.
Gaymers FTW
Yup
Kids these days
Interesting sight while driving home from work. I saw a guy walking on the sidewalk; he wore large headphones that were plugged into an open/turned on laptop. Is this the updated version of when we carried huge “boom boxes” on our shoulders back in the ‘80s?
Sometimes bad days really do get better
Me (arriving at work): Tired, cranky, and not very magical this morning. Tread carefully, you’ve been warned. I’ll either be backstage or I’ll put on my fake smile so not to ruin the magic for Guests
Me (at lunchtime): Ok, less tired, less cranky, and even made some magic for some Guests. Thanks to a great Coaster Cast today, they turned my frown upside down.
Me (leaving for home): A good day made even better, surprisingly by a Guest. A Guest with a disability using a wheelchair, kept going through our Single Rider line. By the time I was ready to clock out, he had ridden 35 times today.
As my day went on, things turned out better than they seemed at 8 AM.

OMG, that ass!! It just begs to be worshipped!!

