I’d love to come watch a football game with you, but I don’t think I have anything orange to wear.

coastercub:

smalltownbigguy:

smileycub-deactivated20150326:

Orange is a necessity.

he’s not joking.  If you don’t have anything orange he kicks you out and banishes you from the game.

What if I wear red and yellow and move around quickly so they blur together?

This was the only orange I could find in the house
https://www.dropbox.com/s/90c7t2uqpzo0z68/IMG_6397.jpg

Hey :) you’re really cute, but like just so you don’t falsely identify I think you’re more of a bear than a cub. Cubs are usually like mid 20’s or younger :P

Numerical Age-wise, yeah I’d be more of a bear. Age that I act, I’m more of a cub. Size-wise, I’m not big enough to be a bear. Not sure what “gay animal” I’m “supposed” to identify myself as. I’m 43 years old, 168lbs, a bit of a belly, brown/grey beard, moderately hairy.

what’s that noise?

Okay. So around 10 o’clock we heard a lot of barking next-door at the vet and we couldn’t figure out what was going on. I decided to put my shoes on and head next-door to find out what was there and the most adorable little puppy was left there on the doorstop. She was barking and barking and barking and making a lot of noise and someone had just left her there. We called the vet and left a message on their voicemail and I also called the police to see if they can do anything. Another hour later and “Jazzie” has joined our home, at least for tonight.