I think it’s time to leave the pool. I drank all my alcohol, screaming children have arrived, I’m horny from flirting/window shopping on Scruff and Growlr, and my phone’s battery is almost dead from browsing Tumblr.

thebirdthatcantfly:

To the new followers just discovering my blog:

To the followers who have been with me for a few weeks:

To the followers who have been following me for awhile:

To the followers who I call or consider to be a friend:

To the followers who have been with me from the start:

To the followers who leave me messages in my ask box anon or not:

To the followers who have considered unfollowing me:

To the followers who will never unfollow me:

To all of my followers: