Me: Taking Lance for a walk. I still feel dizzy, so if I collapse he’ll have to drag me back to the house.
Hubby: Heading home from Ken & Sean’s. be home in a few minutes
Me: If I’m not in the house by the time you get home, just do a lap around the neighborhood to look for my body
Hubby: Not funny
Me: [sent picture of me and dog]
Me: Right after I took that picture he knocked me to the ground. He tackled me and started jumping and licking my face.
Hubby: So would I